Travel Day, featuring:
-airplane selfie
-the mountains of Utah
-local beer at the SLC airport during our layover

Luke & I are flying to Oregon for a week! ✈️

Luke & I are flying to Oregon for a week! ✈️

Saturday was Backyard Beer Bash, the annual anniversary party for Perrin Brewing Company.

I can’t believe I’ve already been here for two years. These beer slingin folks aren’t just my coworkers and friends, they’re my family.

Okay guys, I caved: my first pumpkin spice latte of the season.

Okay guys, I caved: my first pumpkin spice latte of the season.

A year in the life of my photobooth.

A wildly embarrassing post by me.

I think people spend too much time staring into screens and not enough time drinking wine, tongue kissing, and dancing under the moon.
Rachel Wolchin (via youlooklikesomethingblooming)

you probably heard we ain’t in the prisoner-takin’ business; we in the killin’ Nazi business. And cousin, business is a-boomin’.

Yeah but COFFEE!
story cycle of my life

Yeah but COFFEE!

story cycle of my life

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)